Out of the Mouth of Babes

My kids keep me in stitches with some of the things they say! Here are two things that were said in this past week or so.

Jay was listening to the music for the Easter contada and Alexa was with him and she came into the kitchen and said listen mom "Lori to God, Lori to God" "It's singing about you". I tried to tell her it was GLORY to God but she wouldn't believe me and went on upstairs singing "Lori to God"

Gotta love 'em!

Jay and I were getting ready to go on a date night and I told Joshua I was excited to go out with his daddy but he said "it was disgusting because you kiss on dates eeewwww"

Chuckle for the day....Kid's logic

How I love my dear sweet Savannah!  She came and showed me her little sunflower plant and how it was starting to die.  It had been growning quite nicely in a tiny cup on our windowsill.  I told her it was dying because it needed to be put into a bigger container.

When I went back into the kitchen a little while later this is what I found:

She put it in a bigger container!!!!  The logic of a 4year old.  Priceless. 

Kids say the funniest things!

Time again for a funny story!  I was getting ready to do Savannah's hair for dance and she told me she didn't ever want to have any babies.  I asked her why and she said I had to stay in the hospital too long and she didn't like it.  I told her it would be ok and she wouldn't have to stay in the hospital that long. Well about this time Joshua came in and piped in on the conversation and he said: "Savannah it's fine.  It doesn't hurt at all.  You lay down on the bed and they just take the baby out and I get to sit and sleep in the big blue comfy chair".  I was cracking up cause in the hospital there was a blue reclining chair that Jay slept in while there with me.  So Joshua has his part all figured out!!! 

Out of the Mouths of Babes

I have said before that I could write a book from the sayings that are said around here!  Here are some recent ones.  A day or so after us all getting over the stomach flu Anastasia still wasn't feeling that great and told me "Mom, I still feel like pooh today"  Well Savannah not quite catching the whole concept chimed in and said "well I feel like pee today".  Anastasia just stared at her in disbelef and I cracked up laughing!!!  

Joshua came up to me just the other day and said "Mom, when I am 35  I will tell all women "hey I think your beautiful" but that is freaking me out I don't think I will.  I asked him who said that to him and he said his sister (Anastasia) told him when he is older he will like girls and want to get married.  But the above quote is how he understood that converstation to go!    He came up with the 35 part all on his own.   I just laugh at how they think these thing up and am amazed how their little brains work!

 

Kids say the funniest things!

Here are some more funny sayings from my kids.  I am saving these to write a book someday for my sister-in-law.

Savannah and Alexa were reading together  but Alexa was bothering Savannah.  I went to see what the matter was and Savannah said that "Alexa is in my bubble".  "Your bubble?", I asked.  "Yes my bubble, her bubble is over there" she pointed away.  She was meaning Alexa was in her space.  I didn't let her see me laugh and I went to tell Jay and we were laughing and then I went back out to the playroom and Savannah was telling Joshua to get away he was in her bubble.  So what is a brother to do?  He sticks out his pointer finger and pokes it towards her and says "Pop, pop I popped your bubble!"   Jay and I were laughing so hard!

Then this week during our family devotions Jay asked them who  the Isrealites were.  Joshua answered  they help give God light!

Then Joshua asked when do we celebrate God and Jesus birthday and I asked him when do we?  He realized it was Christmas and Savannah asked can we see God and call Him on the phone to have a party.

Savannah then asked this week if God drives a car and what color is it?  (We were talking about how God is everywhere and we are never alone).  She wanted to call Him again to come over for dinner.

It is too cute to listen to them and the things they come up with!